Christians Need Not Apply

Islams the name, killing the infidel is the game...

Don’t want to teach Jesus in prisons,

Prefer the five pillars of Islam

on Friday – Thank  you.

by Jim Turner

If you are an Islamic entry level scholar, live in or around Connecticut, would like to get involved in law enforcement, and more importantly want to help bring America one step closer to hell, now is your chance.  You can also get paid $27.10 an hour for this service to your community.  But, you better hurry before the opportunity fades away – just like the magic carpet as it rides it way to paradise.  Never mind, that is another story.

Image this; you with your holy book in hand, teaching the next jihadist how to kill the infidel at the Friday Jumah meeting.  Talk about gaining points to enter paradise.  Noting like a little jihad to find favor in the eyes of you know who eh?

Just like the doll says that Islam is the light; especially when you are being blown to pieces with the C-4 strapped around your waist as you drift on your way to where the jinns live.

All you need for this wonderful opportunity, on American soil, is basic knowledge of the Quran.  More importantly, Arabic isn’t even listed as a requirement, which I find odd as most Islamic scholars claim that Arabic is needed in order to truly and fully understand their holy book. But, once again – never mind.

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Gosh, isn’t it great to be an American.  You get to hire the people who want to kill you, with the added bonus of paying for it with your hard earned tax dollars – stimulus money.   I am just thrilled of the CHANGE this administration is bringing to the American people, or should I say the new United States of Islam.

And on a side note,  did I mention that Dec 7th is now marked as the Islamic New Year, and no longer Pearl Harbor Day on all calendars produced by Blue Mountain Arts of Boulder, Colo. Pretty sweet eh?

Whats next, Happy Hitler day?

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